In case anyone wondered why I haven’t posted in a bit. Still alive, just don’t have a good way of getting on tumblr unless I’m at a friend’s house, which I haven’t done in a while.
still no internet
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s funny, we can’t be friends
normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months


